The song is ficticious of course this event did not actually happen to me. But it is a fun song, and it seems to be the crowd favorite. Enjoy.
"Just The Other Day"
Just The Other Day I was walking down the street.I saw a girl and boy she looked so sweet
She said, "What's up, how you doin' man?" I said, "Oh, baby I don't have a plan"
She said, "Cool it don't you sweat or worry about every single day's just another bout
With the God up ahead though you're feeling bad. All you need to know is that you can"
So I said, "I don't know who the hell you are. And all you know about me is I play the guitar
But you know you're right you make a good point." So she said, "Why don't we head to my joint?"
Just The Other Day I was walking down the street.I saw a girl and boy she looked so sweet
She said, "What's up, how you doin' man?" I said, "Oh, baby I don't have a plan"
She said, "Cool it don't you sweat or worry about every single day's just another bout
With the God up ahead though you're feeling bad. All you need to know is that you can"
So I said, "I don't know who the hell you are. And all you know about me is I play the guitar
But you know you're right you make a good point." So she said, "Why don't we head to my joint?"
So I said "Oh,
I don't know.
That's not me.
But it could be,
If I was
Somebody else."
So I was playing in a club, and who did I see? That very same girl looking up at me.
And after the show when everyone left she hit me in the head with a baseball bat.
And later on that night when I came to I found myself alone, what do I do?
When I'm bound and gagged to a fold-up chair, and they shaved the hair
Off my head and you hear a voice of a burley man who gives you a choice
Of life or death saying, "listen to me, I'll give you to the count of three."
So I said "Oh
I don't know
What to do anymore
because I
just can't see."
So what did I find it was all a prank set up by my friends and this guy named Frank.
They paid that girl to follow me, and that guy to scare the crap out of me.
And why did they do it, you might expect some reasoning for putting me through such heck
With a shaved head and a nasty bruise you might wonder just what did I do.
Well the thing is they didn't know what to say, and it just so happened it was my birthday
So instead of getting me a birthday card, they thought it was funnier to leave me scarred.
Oh
I hate those guys
So very much
But I think they'll be
Rather
Sorry.
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